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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"
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"Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."
"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"
"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"
"*gets into canoe* Guide: Ok, everyone grab an oar! *gets out of canoe*"