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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"

"""Rogue One"" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. ""Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"""

"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ""I don't know."" ""So you're the one!"""

"To the person crowding me in the checkout line, do you want a hug .. 'cause if you get any closer, I'm gonna assume you do and give you one."

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."

"A lawyer takes the bar"

"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"

"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"