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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about the midwest... ...but it was too corny"
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"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
"I saw a black man walking with a TV... ...I thought, ""Hey, that's mine!!"" But then I remembered, mine was tied up in the backyard."
"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
"What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator? I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning."
"*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.**"
"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"
"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."