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Joke of the Day

"why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? because black people have no rights XD"

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor. He thought GW said ""Leave no child's behind"""

"I've looked all over the Google and ""fuck you sideways"" is not French for anything, Sir."

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."