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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."

"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"

"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."

"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."

"Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over by a cop... Cops says, ""Do you have any idea how fast you were going."" Heisenberg says, ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."

"As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: ""I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."""

"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."