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Joke of the Day

"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."

"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"

"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."

"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."

"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks."