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Joke of the Day
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."
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"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."
"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
"Why do rapists make great salesmen? They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"I ran into my dad earlier... Shitty driving must run in the family..."
"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"
"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"