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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"

"Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart."

"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"

"What's long and green and has an asshole at each end? A St. Patrick's Day parade!"

"It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point."

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. Onions was always my favorite dog..."

"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"

"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""

"What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? The Next Episode"

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."