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Joke of the Day

"In all honesty, my new dating service, ""Well You're Not So Great Yourself"" hasn't really taken off like I'd hoped."

"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."

"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""

"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"

"Me: I feel skinnier today! Scale: Nope."

"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."