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Joke of the Day
"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."
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"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"
"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."
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