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Joke of the Day

"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."

"What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? One less drunk person."

"What do you get if you put 5 lesbians and 5 politicians in the same room? 10 people who don't do dick."

"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"

"What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20? Autobots, roll up!"

"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."

"Favorite Old People Jokes"