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Joke of the Day

"Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills."

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie's life? Because he was too far out maaaan. (Hippy voice)"

"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"

"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"

"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."