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"My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter."
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"I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist."
"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."
"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
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