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Joke of the Day

"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."

"Sorry I can't pay for a new car right now, I'm still paying off a Naked Juice I bought in 2014"

"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""

"Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner."

"Did you hear about the zoo with only one dog? It was a shit zoo"

"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."

"We get it - ""Bacardi"" rhymes with ""party,"" ""bottle"" rhymes with ""model,"" and ""sex"" rhymes with ""text."" You rappers can stop rapping now."

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"

"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."