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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
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"How does a whore relieve herself? She prosti-toots!"
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."
"How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck!"
"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."
"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"