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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."
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"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""
"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."
"An ISIS recruit asks his wife.. ""Let's try 69 tonight"" Wife says, ""You should rather try 72"". She then blows him up."
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer? Because she's probably a keeper."
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"