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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"*rolls up sleeves* *gets high on sleeves*"

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."

"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"

"knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg"

"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."

"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."

"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."

"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"