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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"

"Has anything happened since 2008? I've been looking down at my phone."

"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."

"Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court)"

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"