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Joke of the Day
"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."
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"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"*holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again."
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"knock knock joke knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? fibonacci"
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
"Did you hear the one about the two homosexual homeless men? Fucking bums"
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."