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Joke of the Day
"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."
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"People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"""Cellphones only work when you talk into them like you're trying to be heard over a buzzsaw screwing a freight train."" - My Dad"
"Never trust an Atom They make up everything."
"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."