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"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
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"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake..."
"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"
"home is where the pants aren't"
"HR has a problem with me giving the vending machine guy a lap dance. In my defense, he was packing Dark Chocolate Twix."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"
"I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not..."
"*doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*"
"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."
"Using zero-ply toilet paper, aka the cardboard tube"