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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
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"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."
"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time *door closes on way out*"
"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."
"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"
"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. I had no idea how to pronounce her name."
"Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. Everyone leaves. ""EVERYONE?"" he chuckles to himself. ""7.4 billion humans couldn't fit in this space."""