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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
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"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""
"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"
"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."
"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""
"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."
"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."
"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""