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Joke of the Day
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
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"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"
"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."
"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"
"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"Whats red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry"
"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"