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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."

"There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going."

"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."

"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."