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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."

"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."

"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"