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Joke of the Day

"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."

"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."

"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."

"I feel like we're so close to finding the perfect zinger that will make the whole country immediately unite."

"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."