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Joke of the Day

"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."

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"Did you hear oxygen and magnesium started dating? I know, right! Like, OMg!"

"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"

"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."

"What is the difference between 69 and an ambush ? With 69 you see the cunt coming at you."

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."

"Reddit Jokes are so stupid! See what I did there?"

"What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger"