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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."
"The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile."
"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"
"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."
"My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are.... I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no pubes."
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"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."