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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think... ...but usually I dont."
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"If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me."
"I hope that one day I can be as proud about anything as my cat is about his asshole."
"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"
"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"
"Tron's full name was Tronald"
"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."
"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"