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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"Some people say they get runner's high... I just get runner's OH GOD MY CHEST IS COLLAPSING I FEEL LIKE DEATH"

"What do you get when you put semen in a bat? Abasement."

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"