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Joke of the Day
"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"
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"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""
"People that say ""God never gives you more than you can handle"" never met my ex-girlfriend."
"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"
"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"
"I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"
"What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."
"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"