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Joke of the Day
"If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me."
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"What did the deer first say when he got to church? Deer God, please forgive me of my sins."
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."
"A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you."
"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"
"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"
"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""
"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"
"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."
"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"