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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
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"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."
"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"
"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"
"I just read that a veteran policeman has been suspended from his job... after being caught masturbating and smoking weed in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"I like my women like I like my coffee! Ground up and in the freezer."
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."
"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."