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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
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"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"I've got a new ringtone. This anal bleaching is rather good."
"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"
"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."
"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."
"Did you hear about Klu Klux Kineval? He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller"
"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."