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Joke of the Day

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."

"What's the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"

"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."

"How is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It's not right."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"

"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."

"What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA"