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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Klu Klux Kineval? He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller"
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"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it"
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."
"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"
"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."