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Joke of the Day

"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"

"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""

"New Years Resolution My New Years Resolution is to try 100 brand new things. How many chemicals are crack? Lets get this done in one sitting."

"Why do bees hum They don't know the words"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."

"Suicide is like marriage... Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit."

"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "

"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"

"If you are what you eat... If you are what you eat your a dick. HA GOTEEM"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"