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Joke of the Day

"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"

"How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear."

"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"

"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"

"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."

"I saw the Fast and the Furious 7 today... What has more brains then Paul Walker? The steering wheel..."