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Joke of the Day

"I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food"

"Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one"

"Dark jokes aren't everyone's cup of liquefied babies"

"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."

"What's the difference between Americans and ice cream? Ice cream fits in a tub."

"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."

"My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."

"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line."

"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."

"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"