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Joke of the Day

"I just ended a five year relationship. I feel like maybe that arguing couple at the store was none of my business."

"What did C say to E? She wants the D."

"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"

"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"

"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"

"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"