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Joke of the Day
"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."
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"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."
"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."
"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."
"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."
"If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... Would you call it Clitbait?"
"How do you tell if someone's an introvert? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""
"My weather forecast is always ""room temperature."""