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Joke of the Day

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"

"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."

"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"

"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."

"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."

"What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ? You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."

"I've been calling my husband ""babe"" for five years because I'm too embarrassed to tell him I forgot his name."

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."