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Joke of the Day
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
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"shipwreck diary day 425: saw a ship and crew waved but didn't want to look dumb and wave back if they were waving to someone behind me"
"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"
"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"
"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."
"What does an Ent want? A bad birch."
"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"