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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."
"Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard"
"I've lost more friends to Candy Crush than Crystal Meth."
"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"
"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"
"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"
"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"
"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"
"That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror."