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Joke of the Day
"Vanilla sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole week."
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"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"
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"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."
"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."
"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."
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"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"