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Joke of the Day

"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said,""Son that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you."""

"Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable."

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"A man tells his wife ""Here's your aspirin, my dear."" Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!"

"What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat? Bukkake"