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Joke of the Day

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."

"What song title defines a redditor's love life? ""Left Hand Free"" By alt-J"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"

"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."

"What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower? Promoted"

"What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common? They both need to check the table periodically..."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."