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Joke of the Day

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."

"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."

"It's only perverted if she says no.."

"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."

"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."

"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."

"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""

"My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome"