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Joke of the Day

"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"

"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."

"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"

"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."

"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."

"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs"

"My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland."