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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."

"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"

"An angry wife storms up to her husband. Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!"

"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"

"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"

"I've been having a bad feeling lately.. I think one of my dads might be gay."

"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."