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Joke of the Day

"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."

"Condoms don't break They sexpire."

"""I'm excited for the continental breakfast"" *sees a buffet just full of ice cubes* ""What the..."" Sign: Today's Continent is Antartica"

"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more people inside her than the statue of liberty!"

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"