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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."
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"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""
"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."
"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."
"Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet"