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Joke of the Day

"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."

"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"

"Q: Why did the farmer feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."

"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."

"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."

"She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot."

"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."