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Joke of the Day
"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"
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"I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)"
"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"
"Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages* I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later* Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*"
"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."
"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"