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Joke of the Day
"What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps? Jew-Haul"
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"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
"Everything is made from matter... That's why everything matters."
"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"The guys and I are heading into town. Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum."
"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""