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Joke of the Day
"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."
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"My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank. I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was."
"If you don't pay your exorcist... You may get repossessed."
"Accidentally picked up two traffic cones instead of my children again"
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"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."
"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."