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Joke of the Day
"What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? ""I'm not lichen this!'"
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"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."
"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking."
"I just had a massive case of diarrhea... And I couldn't tell if it was the watermelon or the nuts"
"Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury"
"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"