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Joke of the Day
"Make the little things count... teach midgets arithmetic."
Next Joke
"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."
"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"
"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""
"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."
"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"
"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."
"Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will"
"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"
"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."